One question has plagued me all night:� Why does Courtney Love have a biographer?

 

The storm last night knocked out the digital cable program listings.� So I was mindlessly flipping through channels and ended up watching some of the Courtney Love True Hollywood Story.� There was a woman on there that was described as Ms. Love�s biographer.� This intrigued me, why on earth would she need a biographer?� Who wants to read that?

 

Stranger still, a cursory internet search did not produce a published book.� So what is this woman doing?� Has she made a career of profiling CL for entertainment biopics?� What, exactly, is the demand for that?� It�s not like CL is that big of a celebrity.� So once she has done True Hollywood Story: Courtney Love, Courtney Love: Behind the Music, and possibly Biography! Courtney Love�what would she do all day?� I�m pretty sure they won�t be making It�s Good to Be�Courtney Love as it is clearly not good to be Courtney Love.

 

We all have heard from John Ritter�s biographer who had his day in the sun after JR died.� Still, I kind of pictured that the JR biographer had a day job; he just chronicled the madcap misunderstanding of Three�s Company at night.� The CL biographer might also have a day job.� Or, perhaps, she is hedging her bets on several B grade stars.� She may also be the authority on LaToya Jackson and Andrew �The Diceman� Clay.�

 

I guess it just strikes me as amusing that Courtney Love, who herself is famous for being famous, has hangers on.� �And it certainly opens up career possibilities if biographers do not actually have to write biographies.� I should start thinking of low level stars to profile.� Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis?� Menudo?� Those have probably been done.� I could be the utmost authority on Small Wonder (that horrid 80s TV show about a daughter that was a robot).� I just checked, that�s taken already.

 

I�ll need to think about this some more.