Ah, the memories!
2006-03-08 - Cannon
2005-12-13 - December pictures
2005-11-30 - velveeta fudge...sounds like a drag queen, right?
2005-11-12 - amish
2005-11-08 - another day
2005-11-02 - Little Amy
2005-10-31 - St. Francis
2005-10-27 - I prefer the term "spokesmodel"
2005-10-25 - work
2005-10-19 - the 120-hour single parent marathon
2005-10-17 - we don't eat library books!
2005-10-10 - we have a tooth!
2005-10-03 - autumnal family fun
2005-09-29 - dropping a baby on his head? PRICELESS!
2005-09-26 - Speaking of weird Asian food-related baby items that I'm obsessed with
2005-09-20 - Boston pictures
2005-09-19 - dada
2005-09-15 - germs & parents
2005-09-12 - no sleep 'til.....?
2005-09-06 - zzzzzzzz
2005-09-01 - SIX MONTHS OLD!!!
2005-08-31 - teeth, tongue, sleep
2005-08-26 - tuscan raiders
2005-08-25 - chasing the grape-flavored dragon
2005-08-22 - mom and her cell phone
2005-08-10 - oil change
2005-08-05 - real quick
2005-08-03 - sick of pictures yet?
2005-08-02 - 5 months
2005-07-28 - hazaa!
2005-07-25 - $10/hour
2005-07-25 - $10/hour
2005-07-20 - not so very successful VBS
2005-07-16 - even more pictures
2005-07-12 - knee deep in toddlers
2005-07-08 - l-a-m-e
2005-07-06 - Don't you want me baby?
2005-06-30 - awful
2005-06-28 - the Ultimate (Sleep) Solution
2005-06-23 - The Dirty Papist Puppet Show
2005-06-21 - Remember me?
2005-05-28 - Employment
1990 - 2005
R.I.P.
2005-05-21 - it's magnetic car ribbon awareness month
2005-05-18 - Mr. Goat
2005-05-14 - more pictures
2005-05-13 - fiddlehead
2005-05-11 - doctor
2005-05-07 - Mothers!
2005-05-03 - brought to you by the number FIVE
2005-05-02 - I hate that I have to keep coming up with "titles" for this crap
2005-04-28 - Lebanese sushi
2005-04-25 - I know I had something interesting to say, I just forgot what it was
2005-04-22 - Hello???
2005-04-20 - more reasons why I am going to Hell
2005-04-18 - these are the people in your neighborhood
2005-04-14 - I've been meaning to tell you this...
2005-04-12 - Epiphany; or Discovering the Obvious (and Why I Suck as a Mom)
2005-04-11 - a whole bunch of disjointed thoughts
2005-04-07 - It�s been a Chico�s kind of day�all week long.
2005-04-01 - insanity
2005-03-31 - I'd rather be...
2005-03-29 - horrible shopping trip
2005-03-25 - Easter
2005-03-24 - Count von Poopenstein
2005-03-23 - first movie
2005-03-21 - desperate housewife
2005-03-18 - being up all night is not as much fun as it used to be
2005-03-16 - plumbing and devil worship
2005-03-14 - clothing crisis
2005-03-09 - too much TV
2005-03-07 - tempus fugit
2005-03-07 - birth story
2005-03-03 - Time for the Owenator
2005-02-28 - unnecessary noise
2005-02-25 - today's post is sponsored by the letter F
2005-02-24 - I have the cervix of a 12 year old virgin
2005-02-23 - where every day is a bad hair day
2005-02-22 - three more work days
2005-02-22 - three more work days
2005-02-18 - faux sushi
2005-02-17 - blah
2005-02-16 - carpe frigus
2005-02-15 - Parliament: more entertaining than wrestling
2005-02-14 - damn good news
2005-02-10 - coming out of the heartburn closet
2005-02-09 - if the internet says so, it must be true!
2005-02-08 - big ole baseball head
2005-02-07 - night life
2005-02-04 - food
2005-02-03 - take 5
2005-02-02 - the world's slowest doctor
2005-01-31 - crappiest Monday morning ever
2005-01-28 - assuming the position
2005-01-26 - chicken diaper
2005-01-25 - watch me say "gigantic" 37 times!
2005-01-24 - photographic evidence that pregnant women should not wear stripes
2005-01-21 - a charlotte of extraordinary effort
2005-01-19 - roasted skin
2005-01-18 - big beaver
2005-01-13 - duuuude! holy frickin work load!
2005-01-13 - duuuude! holy frickin work load!
2005-01-12 - many tours
2005-01-10 - all sorts of baby planning
2005-01-07 - not nearly as bleak as I thought
2005-01-06 - craptastic birthday
2005-01-05 - happy birthday to me
2005-01-04 - my plunge into preggo insanity
2005-01-02 - mixed emotions
2004-12-31 - being off work is...blissful
2004-12-23 - Happy Birthday Schwest!
2004-12-22 - tired
2004-12-21 - newborns: who knew they were so small?
2004-12-20 - things are swell
2004-12-17 - the letter writing is back
2004-12-16 - just a little to the left of the line between ridiculous and sad
2004-12-15 - insurance scam?!?!?!
2004-12-14 - is it weird that there's a brand of bread named Beefsteak?
2004-12-13 - good thing I'm loosing my mind
2004-12-10 - bonus recipes!
2004-12-09 - I love that "samosas" come up on spell check as "Samoans"
2004-12-08 - Happy Birthday Fiona
2004-12-07 - the televangelists in my life
2004-12-06 - I thought I had a coherent thought, but I must have been wrong
2004-12-03 - still a little freaked out
2004-12-02 - more totally random thoughts
2004-12-01 - how did it get to be December already?
2004-11-30 - don't know nothing about birthing no babies
2004-11-29 - everyone plays this club cranium cloodle
2004-11-23 - attack of the killer pianos
2004-11-22 - the ass kickingest city in America
2004-11-19 - my answer is g
2004-11-17 - is it 4:30 yet?
2004-11-16 - feeling myself up
2004-11-15 - baby's first poop
2004-11-08 - lost friend, found weekend
2004-11-05 - many departures
2004-11-04 - I've been grouped with felons
2004-11-03 - the Queen of Spreadsheets
2004-11-02 - I am oft mistaken for the Olsen twins too
2004-11-01 - Hey Kool-Aid!
2004-10-28 - Where did today go?
2004-10-27 - blech
2004-10-26 - more drama
2004-10-22 - too many numbers involved in being pregnant
2004-10-21 - I'm a mess
2004-10-20 - fried fish: the best thing to ever happen to me
2004-10-19 - wake me when its over
2004-10-18 - crazy weekend
2004-10-15 - enthusiasm
2004-10-14 - random crap
2004-10-13 - the hormones have eaten away half my brain
2004-10-12 - pregnancy lessons learned
2004-10-11 - Tons of Fun goes to Chicago
2004-10-08 - IT'S A BOY!!!!!!!!
2004-10-07 - there IS something alive in my insides
2004-10-06 - head about to explode
2004-10-05 - Dale Carnegie - corroding my soul
2004-10-04 - So maybe I did buy a 3lb. bag of Halloween candy to keep in my desk, what's it to you?
2004-09-30 - bet on a bottle of smoke
2004-09-29 - big frothy glass o' placenta
2004-09-28 - make it stop
2004-09-27 - I'm crabby and bloated
2004-09-21 - rape, racism, hate crimes, and dumplings
2004-09-20 - dumplings
2004-09-17 - golf, Korean food, and soap
2004-09-16 - let's talk about the elephant in the room
2004-09-15 - continuous improvement
2004-09-13 - kung fu
2004-09-10 - you know you have a sad life when staying up to watch tv throws you off
2004-09-09 - moments of truth
2004-09-08 - hormones are a powerful thing
2004-09-07 - I am both a mafia overlord AND a little tea pot
2004-09-03 - Noah's Ark
2004-09-02 - So...who wants to hear me bitch about soup?
2004-09-01 - Farmer Jack's last straw
2004-08-31 - Pt. Huron: Pontiac on the water
2004-08-30 - clothing
2004-08-27 - my goodies
2004-08-26 - the good and the bad
2004-08-25 - so I guess you can tell that I read Drudge this morning
2004-08-24 - I am all about those carbohydrates
2004-08-23 - I've never been so happy to score an 81%
2004-08-20 - so frickin hungry
2004-08-19 - Funyons: not so fun on the way back up
2004-08-18 - all sorts of updates
2004-08-17 - terribly exciting parish council meeting
2004-08-16 - a (maternity sized) pantload of pregnant pissiness
2004-08-13 - mysterious non-alcohol induced hangover
2004-08-12 - out of the pregnancy closet
2004-08-11 - bacon and champagne
2004-08-10 - work is irritating
2004-08-09 - Hanging with LB tonight
2004-08-06 - the elephant ear celebration is in jeopardy
2004-08-05 - Heartbeat
2004-08-04 - Me, right? It's me, isn't it?
2004-08-03 - don't even get me started on cotton candy or caramel corn!
2004-08-02 - fingers and toes? verifiable!
2004-07-30 - it was NOT a good call to wear a white bra with this shirt
2004-07-29 - Farmer Crack, getting crackier all the time
2004-07-28 - the "March Project"
2004-07-27 - Dude! He TOTALLY got your rook!
2004-07-26 - Monday morning
2004-07-23 - bad dream
2004-07-22 - not so terribly exciting midwife appt.
2004-07-21 - I hate it when people say "hump day"
2004-07-20 - who wants to hear me bitch about being pregnant some more?
2004-07-19 - this crazy looking cherry-sized alien in my innards has impeded all of my mental processes
2004-07-16 - either the hormones or the lack of sleep has made me angry (but just in general)
2004-07-15 - I am SO ready for my close up!
2004-07-14 - Don't panic but....
2004-07-13 - I'll be in the parking lot if you need me
2004-07-12 - It's national "Get Knocked Up" month, are you in?
2004-07-09 - Tchuss!
2004-07-07 - No offense to the German people, but I can't WAIT to get outta here!
2004-07-06 - Woman develops black lung, insanity, heart disease from time spent in Germany
2004-07-05 - the fun, fun, fun of the autobahn
2004-07-02 - the Kaiser sucks!
2004-07-01 - psychic
2004-06-30 - I am a beautiful picture of the morning!
2004-06-29 - alle ist klar
2004-06-28 - Driving, as it turns out, is the least of my problems
2004-06-25 - Ready to get my ham on
2004-06-24 - Anschlag, arbeiten zusammen und h�ren, Eis ist zur�ck mit einer neuen Wiedergabe
2004-06-22 - so ready to come back to America
2004-06-22 - so ready to come back to America
2004-06-21 - keepin my flava fresh
2004-06-18 - just waiting for the weekend
2004-06-17 - Greetings from the Great White North
2004-06-16 - so tired
2004-06-14 - thank goodness that's over with
2004-06-11 - must...pass...test...
2004-06-10 - your love is like Bad Staffelstein, Bad Staffelstein is what I need (o-o-o)
2004-06-09 - two years ago today!
2004-06-08 - one more try for the book club!
2004-06-07 - the trailer park of my dreams is no more
2004-06-04 - hmmm....
2004-06-03 - Dr. Schwester, Medecine Woman
2004-06-02 - Magical Mr. Mistofeles
2004-06-01 - don't ever put vaseline in your hair
2004-05-28 - and these are the twins, Cunegundes and Vulgis...
2004-05-27 - At least I feel needed
2004-05-26 - If you follow completely your usual laughing could become frozen or you could die
2004-05-25 - thinking about the end of many things
2004-05-24 - Airplane Hell, followed by Sushi Purgatory
2004-05-21 - It all turned out ok
2004-05-20 - stress really works your abs
2004-05-19 - I think I'm getting a little too worked up over PBS
2004-05-18 - how you?
2004-05-17 - my breasts are not a threat to national security
2004-05-14 - an order of sea-tongue and a side of river cancers, please!
2004-05-13 - is that a light I see at the end of the tunnel? Or is it headlights on a car headed straight for me...
2004-05-12 - fabulous night out in Louisville
2004-05-11 - I've spent 15 of the last 24 hours traveling
2004-05-05 - assaulted by baked good smells
2004-05-04 - they'll find my body on the Konrad-Adenaur-Strasse
2004-05-03 - so frickin busy
2004-04-30 - another chapter in the Diary of an Inept Homeowner
2004-04-29 - spiritual journey temporarily waylaid due to my own weaknesses
2004-04-28 - David Byrne and the comedic possibilities of the red velvet cake
2004-04-26 - Dogville, or how I spent the worst three hours of my life
2004-04-23 - it's the weeeee-he-he-he-eek end!
2004-04-22 - Germany's most secret virgin attractions
2004-04-21 - Midtown: not just a funny street sign?
2004-04-20 - down facing dog
2004-04-19 - dramatic brush with danger!
2004-04-16 - TGIF and whatnot
2004-04-14 - panacea
2004-04-13 - usually I over use parentheses but today it's quotation marks
2004-04-08 - Welcome to the 1955 Alien Bunny talk show!!!
2004-04-07 - Mr. Pookums 1982 - 1999 R.I.P.
2004-04-06 - horrible, horrible auditing prep class!
2004-04-05 - Vail
2004-03-31 - 2.5 hours left until vacation!
2004-03-30 - Look! My work week is already half over!
2004-03-29 - it's really hard to eat Cap'n Crunch quietly at work
2004-03-26 - Many questions sparked by 5 minute drive back to office
2004-03-25 - excellent night last night
2004-03-24 - reunion
2004-03-23 - running away from stress
2004-03-19 - if nothing else, it is Friday
2004-03-18 - Six Sigma sucks big donkey balls
2004-03-17 - the wearing o' the pink
2004-03-16 - I might just be sick
2004-03-15 - parade
2004-03-12 - more snow
2004-03-11 - bowling schmowling
2004-03-10 - welcome to the wonder that is me
2004-03-09 - horrible, horrible undeserved credit woes caused by Henry Ford (evil) and Comcast (eviler)
2004-03-08 - where is your dough god now?
2004-03-05 - I find Nicole Richie horribly annoying
2004-03-04 - you hip, you hop and you don't stop
2004-03-02 - you just never know what you may find when you finally download your pictures
2004-03-01 - "The sore in my soul, the mark in my heart...are ACID RAIN!"
2004-02-27 - meeeeeaaaaaaat!
2004-02-25 - I'm living on a Chinese rock!
2004-02-24 - is it just me?
2004-02-23 - LOVE the in-house counsel!
2004-02-20 - shake it like a cholderoid picture
2004-02-13 - and have I mentioned that there is an open bar?
2004-02-11 - I'm in it for the hot toddies
2004-02-10 - wine and pancakes
2004-02-09 - more blather about things that only I find interesting
2004-02-06 - allow me to introduce you to my navel
2004-02-05 - mom's short lived bar tending career
2004-02-03 - I never get that much attention when I rip off my shirt in public...
2004-01-30 - I'm even less tolerant of other religions than I thought
2004-01-28 - happy Eid al Adha, y'all
2004-01-27 - I'm a little loopy on the dayquil
2004-01-26 - books
2004-01-23 - kitty-bacon-Schnauzer!
2004-01-22 - Awailability
2004-01-20 - is it time to be a housewife yet?
2004-01-16 - inspiration
2004-01-15 - fancy hand soap
2004-01-14 - errata
2004-01-12 - a very meaty weekend
2004-01-09 - wildlife
2004-01-08 - I've eaten so much sugar, I feel lightheaded
2004-01-07 - back to my normal life
2004-01-06 - picture pages
2004-01-05 - 30 is the new 21