velveeta fudge...sounds like a drag queen, right?
2005-11-30
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I've found it! These two words are innocuous on their own, but they will send nauseous shivers down your spine when combined: velveeta fudge! And wait, there is velveeta fudge dip too! I'm shocked Kraft didn't find a way to work condensed soup into the recipe. And on that note, I'll leave you with this that I wrote last week and never posted: Doesn't it seem like everyone in the whole world now drives while on the phone? Every time I see someone do something stupid while driving (yesterday I was nearly hit by an oncoming driver who swerved into my lane) I look and they are always talking on the phone. Who are they calling?? Who is so darned busy that every moment must be mutli-tasked? Anyway yesterday, as I was pulling into Penzey's (my FAVORITE store) parking lot, I witness a woman on her cell phone while driving a gigantic SUV run over a live pigeon in slow motion. I was so horrified that I made a face and pointed. She had no idea what was happening and gave me a dirty look. I actually saw the pigeon's head explode. It's wings flapped a few times as she pulled away. I nearly retched. And speaking of retching, I made a tuna noodle casserole yesterday. Not only have I never made one, I've never eaten one either. I think its something about having grown up in a house with cats (and canned cat food) that has always turned me off canned tuna. I think the friars would prefer that I make more mid-century comfort food. Off to Tahoe.
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