2003-12-18 - last post as a single person!
2003-12-15 - I just need to make it to Saturday I just need to make it to Saturday I just need to make it to Saturday I just need to make it to Saturday I just need to make it to Saturday I just need to make it to Saturday I just need to make it to Saturday
2003-12-12 - This title intentionally left blank
2003-12-11 - aaaaah! TEN dayssssssss!!!!!
2003-12-10 - it's the official tan of the Dallas cowboy cheerleaders!!!!
2003-12-09 - coasting into shut down
2003-12-08 - word to your mother
2003-12-05 - gigantic bridal gastropod
2003-12-02 - beware of trainers who tell of a "specialized methodology"
2003-11-26 - mysterious red dot
2003-11-24 - 25 days to go!
2003-11-20 - one month until the WEDDING!!!!
2003-11-18 - happy hangover from Boston
2003-11-12 - call me sunshine
2003-11-11 - Missouri - so far it's not all it's cracked up to be
2003-11-07 - thirty is looming above me like a big, black cloud
2003-11-06 - my life on Telegraph Road
2003-11-05 - feast or famine? feast.
2003-10-31 - Happy Halloween and stuff
2003-10-30 - I actually spelled "kvetching" right on the first try!
2003-10-29 - root beer lip gloss
2003-10-27 - Hi Ho the Dairy-o, Here Comes the Bride!
2003-10-24 - arraignments and mass graves
2003-10-23 - Dearborn made a magazine cover
2003-10-23 - Dearborn made a magazine cover
2003-10-22 - denying my father
2003-10-21 - Bridal Saga and Bouquet Toss
2003-10-20 - Ritter Sport ist gut!!!
2003-10-17 - drama!
2003-10-16 - a Peter Pan state of ageing denial
2003-10-15 - biography
2003-10-14 - shameless endorsements, my handwriting
2003-10-13 - unhip to the toy scene
2003-10-09 - racy socks
2003-10-08 - magick with a K
2003-10-07 - good news for chubby alcoholics
2003-10-06 - Lemon Zinger just ain't cuttin it today
2003-10-03 - the cat lady; OJ
2003-10-02 - shoes for the outdoorsy whore
2003-09-30 - Adios, programming. Hola, auditing.
2003-09-29 - the (light and crisp) monkey on my back
2003-09-26 - that script only runs ever ten minutes
2003-09-24 - i think i pulled a muscle
2003-09-23 - events planning for aging hipsters
2003-09-22 - challenged books
2003-09-19 - at least it's Friday
2003-09-17 - Jive
2003-09-15 - confusing work story
2003-09-11 - Detroit: root of all evil
2003-09-10 - Constructing D-Day
2003-09-09 - killing time
2003-09-08 - Searchlights!
2003-09-05 - corporate America is trying to turn Leo against me
2003-09-04 - It's picture time!
2003-09-03 - I have nonsensical school guilt
2003-09-02 - take me back to June 1
2003-08-29 - my toe hurts
2003-08-28 - Is it 5:00 yet?
2003-08-27 - you can check "honeymoon" off my list of things to do
2003-08-25 - confession
2003-08-20 - I bought you this lovely meat fork...
2003-08-19 - you could almost hear my brain crumble
2003-08-18 - power
2003-08-13 - the beetles have turned to extortion
2003-08-12 - A Santa visitation has been planned
2003-08-11 - it's silly, but I'm quite proud
2003-08-08 - I don't know where this came from, but here's my early computer memories
2003-08-07 - I'm too tired to come up with a title
2003-08-06 - a rottweiler with a tulle collar
2003-08-05 - that's just a fancy name for bad heart burn
2003-08-01 - another news flash!
2003-07-30 - Blather, as usual
2003-07-29 - Ummm BÍRK BÍRK BÍRK!
2003-07-28 - gay tv
2003-07-25 - all by my-se-e-elf...
2003-07-24 - all sorts of news
2003-07-23 - Is there a priest in the house?
2003-07-21 - on the road to Cana!
2003-07-17 - Vietnamese fun facts that I came accross today
2003-07-16 - Say adios to the Focus!
2003-07-14 - it is never, never ok to make vomit noises in casual conversation
2003-07-11 - I'm speechless!
2003-07-10 - I'm not mad at you Helga, I'm mad at the dirt
2003-07-09 - Pictures!
2003-07-07 - a limitless supply of ham and second-hand smoke
2003-06-24 - hiatus
2003-06-23 - another sweping opinion on something I know little about
2003-06-20 - return of the tator tot casserole
2003-06-19 - 70 ounces of feta
2003-06-17 - I'm an IT CIT
2003-06-16 - double room with deprived bath
2003-06-13 - plan 394: see plan 1
2003-06-12 - damn, damn damn, damn, damn!
2003-06-11 - making lemonade
2003-06-10 - oy vey!
2003-06-09 - gazpacho is a dish best served cold
2003-06-06 - weddings, cross dressing, and my company's secret plot to kill us
2003-06-05 - misdirected planning, hatred
2003-06-03 - kiss my pashmina
2003-06-02 - the low, low price of videography
2003-05-30 - Puritans, Photography Assistants, and the Gays
2003-05-29 - conversaciones en espa˝ol
2003-05-28 - I am a caffeine drinking machine!
2003-05-27 - There was a belly dancer in my living room on Saturday!
2003-05-23 - tempus fugit
2003-05-21 - you know, it's one of those graduation bibles
2003-05-20 - portrait of the artist as a big weirdo
2003-05-19 - 1200 miles, an average of six hours of sleep per night, and a big bowl of frozen meat
2003-05-16 - exhausted and on the move
2003-05-15 - Drone
2003-05-13 - when brides attack!
2003-05-12 - the sleeves of freedom
2003-05-09 - It's like one day you wake up and you are 29 and you have a master's degree...
2003-05-07 - la familia
2003-05-06 - Y las noticias grandes son....
2003-05-03 - an American commencement
2003-05-01 - meetings, meetings, and more meetings
2003-04-29 - Solution
2003-04-28 - metric time
2003-04-25 - you may address me as MASTER (of Computer and Information Systems)
2003-04-24 - plea for help
2003-04-23 - "c" is for degree!
2003-04-21 - conversation with a priest
2003-04-17 - the compelling story of piece of cooky
2003-04-15 - and the number one reason why I am going to Hell is...
2003-04-14 - one dead cat and an army of stinky fish
2003-04-11 - The Besmirched Peshmurga gets an Annulment Update
2003-04-09 - unfunny snack food cartoon mascots
that I have loved
2003-04-08 - all sorts of things that no one has ever wanted to know
2003-04-07 - April blizzards bring May...?
2003-04-04 - comments
2003-04-03 - things are rough all over
2003-04-01 - April Fools
2003-03-31 - stuff
2003-03-28 - Darth Vadar
2003-03-26 - Animals
2003-03-25 - Deer!
2003-03-24 - the terracotta army of cuteness
2003-03-21 - city income tax
2003-03-20 - virago
2003-03-19 - ARRIBA!
2003-03-17 - let me tell you about my ovaries...
2003-03-14 - home of kunafa
2003-03-13 - is it Friday yet?
2003-03-12 - Frenchy Sticks
2003-03-07 - The Difference Between Protestants and Catholics
2003-03-05 - Dr. Big Gulp strikes again
2003-03-04 - winter eternal
2003-03-03 - included
2003-02-28 - adventures in babysitting
2003-02-26 - mmmm...chocolate
2003-02-24 - on and on and on
2003-02-20 - piece of cookie?
2003-02-18 - they can spray pee from 35 feet away!!
2003-02-11 - snippets
2003-02-10 - the Owen curse
2003-02-07 - random thoughts
2003-02-05 - Frolicking Vegetables
2003-02-04 - artificial taste
2003-02-03 - hells bells - I'm hung over again
2003-01-31 - dietary restrictions, New Year, and an admin
2003-01-29 - Chester the Molester and Creepy Dave
2003-01-28 - at the HoopDeDoo
2003-01-27 - when it rains, it pours
2003-01-23 - next generation recipes
2003-01-22 - holy heck!
2003-01-21 - don't ever be a lawyer
2003-01-17 - all hail the dishwasher!
2003-01-16 - all I need is a sex change, and then I could vote in colonial America
2003-01-13 - 120,000 men and none of them good looking
2003-01-10 - cutey-suity is a BIG BITCH!
2003-01-09 - Stay at Home Shannon
2003-01-08 - email from mom
2003-01-07 - report from Cairo
2003-01-06 - post-birthday letdown
2003-01-03 - the end