I am SO ready for my close up!
I got a call right when I got home from work yesterday. It was a guy from Bush/Cheney '04 and he was wondering if he could send a reporter over to my place to "cover" the dinner party. I was all "Another reporter at one of my dinners?". Actually I said something really stupid like "Gee, I guess I should really clean the house then" and agreed! So there will be MEDIA COVERAGE of us eating BBQ sandwiches tonight!
I'm so jazzed about this now that I will be crushed if a reporter doesn't show up. To be completely frank, I can't imagine that this would make an interesting story. But if nothing interesting happens today or overnight, you may be seeing us in some D class news outlet like the ..the... gosh I don't even know what our local city paper is called. Well, you know what I mean.
I HATE clearing audit points. That's what I am supposed to be doing this week. Instead, I am goofing off about 85% of the time and trying to work through the programs in my spare time. I am so irritated that if my boss had just walked through the audit programs with us from the get go, we wouldn't have to go back and rewrite them. I mean, sorry I'm not psychic Mr. boss-man, how the hell was I supposed to know to ask all sorts of other questions that are completely not in the program?
OK, I fell better now about that.
Who wants to hear some baby info?
This is just super because none of my acne medication has been tested to be safe during pregnancy. I mean, it's not like pregnancy is a normal human condition or anything so why would they? Instead it is left up to the mother. It could be perfectly safe, or she could use it and have a baby with 7 arms. Who knows.
Nostril pits! I find it so amazing that something only 9mm long can have such a huge effect on my body.
What are these people talking about? My body clearly
NEEDS taco flavored Doritos. Much like drugs (I mean over the counter and
prescription, not crack) no food additives have been tested to be either safe or
harmful to pregnant women. Really the only safe thing to do is to eat raw
spinach for 9 months. And the absolute worst is when people feel compelled
to tell you about how they heard on TV once that eating - whatever - can cause
birth defects or something awful. I mean, that would be good if there
wasn't some other article out there that says that eating that same thing is
actually good for you and the baby. Really, we've only had since the
creation of man to figure out pregnancy, it's not like we'd be that far along
yet as to tell whether something like chocolate was either good or bad.
OMG, and I am dying to unbutton the top of my pants.